”You're making my stomach hurt worse because your breath stinks”

- Charlotte to Mommy- 12/23/23

Dad - "Charlotte, please quit smacking your food."

Charlotte - "I can't help it! I've been chewing with my mouth open for years."

-  12/26/23

Charlotte - "Daddy, feel my booty."

Dad - "What?!"

Charlotte - "Feel my shorts right here."

Dad - "Ew it's wet! Why is it wet?"

Charlotte - "Because i'm sweaty. That's why I look like Joe Dirt."

-  7/2/24